Below are the most recent 14 friends' journal entries.

Monday, January 4th, 2010
arioch	8:55p	This might interest you, or it might be really boring. Who knows? And now my 2009 work statistic breakdown: 108 Males caught 16 Females caught 1 Transsexual caught 2 on Bikes caught 1 Sledgehammer recovered 1 Acetylene torch recovered 1 Homemade ladder recovered 1 pair of wire cutters recovered 1 wrench recovered 1 car jack recovered 1 Incident where damage was done to my vehicle due to rocks 3 Incidents where my Pepperball Launcher was deployed 2 Incidents where my gun was drawn Biggest group caught = 9 Most caught in one day = 18 (8 Comments |Comment on this)
whenisnow	8:21p	Copyleft The creative process became more important than the product because consumers were now creators making the folk art of the future but the people who owned the culture that we remixed? they represented the past and they declared war RiP! (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 3rd, 2010
arioch	3:09p	Weirdification You know... As someone who has spent 95% of my life in Michigan... It is really fucking weird to see an ice cream truck selling ice cream... On January 3rd. California = Odd (Comment on this)
i_know_ninjas	2:42p	cabbage patch kids i have a lot of these things, still in the bow. as in they have never been removed from the box. when i say a lot, i mean over 30. all sizes. all themes. crazy. wtf am i to do with them?? my grandma collected them and now i have them. no, she hasn't died yet. i am just that lucky. ebay isn't selling many of them. if i could get 10 bucks for each one i would be happy. my parents don't want to store them in the basement anymore. i'm still bitter i wasn't allowed to play with them when i was a girl. looking at them makes me sad, they should be played with, not in a stupid box. anyways. all i found was this: Where do I find out how much my older Cabbage Patch Kid is worth? Collectors Information Bureau; 800-352-8039 What is my Cabbage Patch Worth? http://www.starofwonder.com/Index/Collections_Evaluation.html but any creative ideas would be helpful too. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 1st, 2010
arioch	9:49p	I WAANA POST PICTURES! So I got a new camera and it is pretty sweet. The other day I took a picture of tost, pushed a button on my camera, and VOILA! The camera spit out real french toast. Sort of incredible, it does it all. I am not a professional photographer like some of you but... I still like to use photography machine creations that the professionals call "Cameras" to record what my eyes see. My new camera is crazy amazing and because of this I will post 6 pictures that I think are Swell-12000. Ok so the first picture isn't anything super special. I was just playing with the Macro feature thing in the camera and took a picture of one of my favorite candys ever. The reason why I like it is because it wound up looking much much better than the candy did in real life. Which; is strange to me. Up next is one of 3 pictures I took of my creepy little toy collectibles that I have displayed throughout the house. This one is from Todd McFarlanes "Little Red Riding Hood". This impressed me because I didn't know the creepy riding monster had blue veins in his stomach until I saw this picture. This is a picture of my dog wearing his toy as a hat. Nothing special but, I love my dog a lot. I shouldn't have to explain why this picture is awesome but I will. Gun, check. Gasmask, check. Bondage girl, check. Big Lebowski Bowling Ball, check. Perfect picture. Speaking of perfect pictures!!! I FINALLY HAVE A CAMERA THAT CAN DO THE COOL BACKGROUND BLURRY THING!!! Seriously, I have wanted to get a blurry background for so fucking long but it never worked. But now, WHAMMY! And last but not least, this is what a New Year's Day Sunset looks like in California. Brrrrrrr! Hahaha, suckers. (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 31st, 2009
luminosity	7:03p	connection to the source The epitome of being is the existence in the all spark in existence in the great being. Great and gravity of the great being, being all would then seem that we are as much of the great being as the great being is to us. How is it that we pray our prayers although maybe considerations to the self maybe they console the parts of us that do not communicate further strengthening our will and relations to that part of us. Even if one had some exigenistic connection to the source through the insightful mediations what are these meditations considered and what are there value. Is there value in the relationships that they build to many things, and although we might pray for many things are all of those prayers justified. Further are some of these prayers malignant. If we pray for the negation of a being or the harm of a being do we not harm them as we harm ourselves. Is this not then a recursive negative feedback loop in which we harm ourselves by those thoughts and inner actions. Are these inner actions not mighty or powerful. If we pray for a larger set of infinities is this greater than simply praying for the infinite. If we pray about a singular issue in which there may only be a one to one relationship is this less than praying for something in which their may be a many to many relationship, or is it that occasionally a one to many relationship is just as important as both and they all have different effects if not upon the world or within the world but within ourselves. These are a few of my considerations to the connection to the source and being and living in a very colorful world. Where there are minute movements and variants all being important. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
whenisnow	1:05p	A cesspool of unfinished thoughts. (Comment on this)
arioch	2:40a	Nice try Mexico, nice try. Hey Elisa, you can tell JZ that I have good news. Remember when he was talking to me when you guys were drunk at the club and he told me I had to catch at least 120 Mexys? And I was like, ummm, I have already caught 122 this year. And then he said "WELL THEN, 124!" Well tonight I caught three more so my official number is 125 so, I have met drunken JZ's Mexy catchy goal! I AM THE BEST! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009
arioch	1:10a	The Newton Inn = Creeping Death OK EVERYONE LISTEN UP! NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS GOING TO MAKE YOUR DAY! NO DAMN IT, FOR REAL! I know I lie a lot and try to convince people and then at the last minute pull the rug out from under them but... what I am about to show you in my opinion is on par with Danger Bike and Houdini Dog. It is a video review of my August 2008 stay in a fucking horrible motel called the "Newton Inn" located in shitfuck Iowa. I know my camera blurs a little but, I wasn't the one working in the Korean factory who installed a faulty focus feature so don't blame me for that. Because the rest of the video is a god damn goldmine. Or maybe I just think I am really really super extra funny. Because I was laughing almost to the point of tears. Anyway, consider it my late Christmas gift to all of you since this bastard took me like 2 hours to upload even though it is only 5 or 6 minuts long. THANKS YOUTUBE! Ok ok ok, enjoy the video, I hope you laugh and if you do, please click on it and leave me some type of comment either in here or preferably on the video itself. (10 Comments |Comment on this)
i_know_ninjas	12:56a	13 Killer Tips for Express Fat Loss {NOTE: this is really close to how I stay fit and toned, not b/c I've read this before, but there's things in here I've picked up over the years from being an athlete and body-conscious person. And I thought maybe it would be good to share.) ( By Roman Semko ) Current Mood: chilly (Comment on this)
Monday, December 28th, 2009
arioch	7:58p	Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas You know, it seems like science has discovered a lot of important things. I just read the other day that they had finally completed a hundred percent mapping of the cancer genome or whatever the hell they were talking about. I don't know what that means, but smart people probably use it in important and interesting ways. HOWEVER! When are they going to be able to tell me why every time I take my dog out to go to the bathroom... He has to play some sort of insane canine version of Minesweeper. He zigs he zags goes in a circle, stops, sniffs, resets, searches. As if if he drops a deuce in the wrong place an imaginary landmine will kill us all. Seriously dog, what the fuck? What do you see/smell? Is it like Predator vision only with radiating stink lines? or some type of aromatherapy gone horribly wrong? I have to know, and scientists need to stop working on AIDS for a second and divert some of the people trying to help Jerry's kids (Whom they haven't been able to help for like 50 years anyway) and figure out this dog minesweeper issue. With that being said, this post had fuck all to do with Christmas but I didn't think anyone would care to read it if I titled it "My dog shits weird". Actually, nobody probably wants to read about Christmas anymore either. Damn it. ---------------------------------------------- Its weird to me that the only people I got a card from this year were my parents. Technically Andrea, Jesse and Elaine, Jesse's mom, and Nikki's uncle all sent us cards but, that was more like 95% Nikki 5% Chad. I guess that is what happens when you never send cards to anyone ever. Sorry everybody, maybe next year I will make an effort to contact everyone and not be... I don't really know that word for it but yeah. We'll see. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 27th, 2009
i_know_ninjas	4:03a	serial killers i am sober. and scared of dreaming about another damned serial killer lover. fucking lame. x but, at least i am interested to find out whether or not i am jewish (!) miriam said that is my family and relatives are being as secretive and upset about me learning about my family tree, there's a good chance they are hiding something. and if the timeline lines up right, that could mean i have a jewish relative or something.. that would be kool. i would like to have a reason to practice judaism, it's really the only religion i've ever been interested in. and i would like to think i am part of such "chosen" people.. Current Mood: shivering. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 25th, 2009
moonchilde	5:53p	cow christmas i've been doing this shit on my blog.  you probably already know that, but these times are for catching up. http://www.teamsuzette.blogspot.com (Comment on this)
just_happening	4:28p	Since I thrive in chaos, this post is going to read very ironic. But let me give you a little history into my interests as a child. It will make sense later. In fifth grade my class read, I Am Regina by Sally Keehn, a brief synopses: "A first-person narrative based on the true story of a young woman held by Indians from 1755-1763, related with all the impact of a hard-hitting documentary. Entering an impoverished Indian village, ten-year-old Regina has difficulty forgetting the murders of her father and brother, which she had witnessed. Gradually memories fade, and she truly becomes Tskinnak, no longer remembering even her beloved mother's face. Her days are filled with minding Quetit, a younger captive entrusted to her care; with providing for the needs of her household; and with worrying about the future. It becomes apparent that the Indians, for whom she cares a great deal, are being betrayed in their relations with the white men. When the American army frees the captives and arranges for them to rejoin their birth families, Tskinnak regrets deserting the tough old woman who has raised her. The images of the white women rejoining their families, many of whom are now strangers, are memorable. Regina/Tskinnak's story is a dramatic one, while the portrayal of the Indians' fate is simply told; the combination makes wonderful reading. Readers will hardly realize how much they're learning in the pleasure of the story. --Susan F. Marcus, Pollard Middle School, Needham, MA" I remember reading the book and feeling like I was Native American. I still feel it. Now that I'm an 'adult' I need to start learning more about how I can take care of myself and others. I'm not a parent, but I may become one. I don't want any 'odd shifts' in the world, even if they're not your stereotypical visions of catastrophy, to knock me down because I have no clue in how to survive without a supermarket and a plastic card. I need to adapt to a non-city world with soil and prey. Watching Man Vs. Wild or Survivor Man on Discovery doesn't count. I need to get my hands dirty. Get over the fear of killing another animal. Learn how to grow beans and grain and herbs. How to collect fresh water and store it. How to heal without modern medicines. How to build shelter, even permanent shelter. How many people know how to do all these things, especially the feeling and knowledge of building your own home? I want that feeling. I don't want to be stuck in a house that was designed by non-creative contractors who will never know what it is like to live in their own creation. A creation they have probably built a thousand times over. I know a woman by the name of Carrie. She lives in Windowrock, Arizona. She inherited a large plot of land by her mother, who was the female chief of her tribe. Carrie built her own house on this land. She told me that I could visit her anytime. I may take up her offer if I feel she is the best person to teach me how to build my own. As for chaos. I love it. I wouldn't mind seeing the 'end of the world' no matter how violent and destructive. But if I can survive it and carry on, I will. I don't want to become a scavenger who walks in fear and lives everyday as if it's my last. (1 Comment |Comment on this)